What women want men to do (In Java)

Woman is far more complex than man. They both are not only different in gender. They both are different in everything. Phiuwwww~ Imagine. I got a sister rite. She said to me that “Wah… that pinky blanket is good”. I never know, or never turn into thinking (up until before I write this) that what she actually really want to say is “Wah… I want that pinky blanket in my pinky bed”. Phiuw~

That’s only a sister.

How about girlfriend?

Uh oh.. like another programmer, girlfriend is… hahahaha 0.0 my God, I also want to have girlfriend lah. #foreverAlone

Okay okay, shut the fk up. Get the fk out. Now let’s continue with what I mean. Please read the code snippet bellow:

what girl want

Hahaha. You see. When woman said “I want blablabla”. Actually, she already did a technique like encryption but not really an encryption. It just a biased technique to make it ‘more deeper’ in meaning in that way if man knows what she really wants, then she will appreciate it highly, otherwise, whatever you did or are doing, is nothing for her.

Wowwww…. (?)

But wait. Can men really uncover or unbiassed the technique the girl was employed? Hmb… nothing can asure for that even assurance company won’t assure you.

Now let’s run the entire program. You will got:

I know that is crazy. But. That is true also. This is how their brain is working. All the time.


Missing feature in Java

Even though I do criticism on Java so much like in this post, I did that because I fell that I fall in love with Java. If i am not, just did criticism, without love, then I spend time for nothing, rite? Here is another feature I feel java miss.


I just realize it when doing something with JOptionPane. Isn’t it be nice if we can increment (or decrement) not only variable… but also an integer/double (or numeric datatype other than that) -returning method. Fhhiiiuuewww… java can’t do that.

Mengkoreksi kesalahan. Bukan mengganti.

Memang, mengiyakan kesalahan yang kita buat sendiri adalah hal yang sangat sangat sangat sulit. Oleh karena itu, ketika kita dihadapkan dengan suatu kesalahan yang kita perbuat, rasanya kita sulit menerima kesalahan yang kita perbuat tersebut; seakan-akan, kita ingin menutupi kesalahan tersebut. Apalagi jika ada orang diluar diri kita yang memaksa untuk mengakui kesalahan yang kita perbuat. Susah. Tapi… bagaimanapun, kesalahan worth untuk dipelajari.

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The Sweet Victory: University Life


Di kampusku ini kan ada subject namanya University Life. Wuih, ini subject tuh banyak banget tugasnya. Kata senior kagak susah. Iyah emang kagak susah, tapi tugasnya bikin otak pusing. Mana uang RM120 keluar lagi buat 2 workshop-nya. Emang workshopnya seru abis sih, tapi… kalo dirupiahkan, aku udah keluarin IDR360.000 untuk workshop. Orang beli jaket IDR300.000 aja mikir-mikir, ini keluar untuk workshop. Tuhan… *alay mode on*

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